Japan

I`m in Japan. More specifically, I`m in an Internet cafe where I will be sleeping in a 3 foot by 5 foot stall for the next five hours. In Osaka. I have a computer, a small safe, headphones, shower access, slippers, a bean bag seat thing, two blankets, free drinks, and the use of the tanning beds. I will be sleeping in an upright position. I might get a VISA tomorrow. That means legal, certified, I-Can-Put-It-On-A-Resume-With-Legit-References-And-Stuff, work. That would be nice. Earlier today in Tokyo, a homeless man hit me on the head. Twice. The day before that I saw a guy in a denim bikini.