Got paid 2000 NT to drink Glenlivet scotch for 2 hours.
I portrayed an actor named Robert Taylor. I posed for pictures as bird-boned Taiwanese models in Glenlivet slips flitted about the room, pretending to laugh at jokes, or surreptitiously angling for pictures with the whites-for-hire.
They offered me ice cream and french fries (well-known North American delicacies) while I waited for their freshly minted scotch connoisseurs to come feed me the 12-year-old stuff.
Once again, I forgot to bring a camera. (Un)Fortunately, videographers and photographers documented the whole thing. I'm sure at some point these images will emerge.
Anyone else wanna pay me for my pigment?
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